Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

565mae10:

565mae10:

GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?

VELMA IS 15.

FRED IS 16.

DAPHNE IS 16.

SHAGGY IS 17.

SCOOBY IS 7.

WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.

transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

fbangx:

hotyoutubersex:

straight-blazin-all-day-long:

re-blogueiro:


Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?






I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg

LMFAO

hats off to the men of tumblr.

*bows down* for the man of tumblr

fbangx:

hotyoutubersex:

straight-blazin-all-day-long:

re-blogueiro:

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Do not lie to me tumblr

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I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

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Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

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The men of tumblr win

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i could dig it. 

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Seem’s legit tbf

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Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

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But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

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^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

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I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

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I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

LMFAO

hats off to the men of tumblr.

*bows down* for the man of tumblr

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

infearior asked: "Yo as soon as you and Jimmy have a kid I'm coming to the christening and bringing a shit load of filipino food haha"

yungwifey:

LOL my kid brother went to a Filipino birthday party and they served a full pig

"its not that hard to get a job"
— an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)