when my song come on in the club
HES GOT NO CHILL LMFAOOO
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET
me when listening to chandelier by sia
Happy 50th Anniversary to Bill and Camille Cosby!
WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!
Well this ruined spongebob for me
the cucumber saga
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news